Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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