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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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