You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize