are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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