I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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