After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
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