I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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