He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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