If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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