Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I think my nap took me to another dimension
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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