I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Do vagina's smell?
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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