this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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