i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
did you just send me my own nude
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
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