Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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