is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
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