dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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