thus making me awesome and them whores
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
We need to rekindle our bromance
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
Randomize
