i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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