great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
If I die, sorry about rent.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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