The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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