I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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