i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
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