you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
you mean i was at the winter classic?
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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