I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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