i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Randomize
