The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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