do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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