Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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