Me. At least after what I've been through.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
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