I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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