do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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