I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I think a kid would responsible me up
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Randomize
