your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
pray to the hookup gods
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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