I bet he comes in French.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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