dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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