How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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