We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
You are the jesus of drinking
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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