why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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