i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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