great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Randomize
