You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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