just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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