You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Randomize