This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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