I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I am available for nakedness
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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