so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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