I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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