If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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