Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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