Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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