after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Randomize
