i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
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