So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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