I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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