And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
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