I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Randomize
